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HIGHLAND FLING 2008
Yet
another superb Highland Fling, ably organised by Fiona and Mike and this
time we were based at the Knipoch Hotel, just outside Oban. The Friday saw
12 couples and the two Davids (Marsh & Wilkins) heading for Oban from
various parts of the country - through the lashing rain. Brian and myself
were in the modern MG ZR (roof, heater, decent seats - but could have done
with three-speed wipers!) and made good time until Crianlarich where a
transit van and a tourist bus had both tried to get under an arched bridge
at the same time, with predictable consequences. After half an hour we
finally got through to see that a car had come hammering down the hill,
seen the queue too late, braked, spun and clipped the tanker that was at
the end of the queue! Fortunately, nobody seemed to have been hurt. Derek
and Gill Nicholson also had an eventful drive up with their Jaguar XJS
breaking down, so they had to go home and collect a reliable modern
Freelander. Anyway, we all arrived in time for the tea and scones, caught
up with the gossip and then got dressed up
(there
was quite a Tartan Army/Viking invasion) for the lovely dinner and the
devious quiz on The Italian Job. Mike had put people into teams and our
team (Brian, myself, Archie and Liz Russell) tried our best but failed to
complete it all - at least we weren’t last! The quiz was won by Bob, Ann,
Mike and Helen –
Bob
has the film on tape and watches it often when he is sent to his room. On
Saturday, we set off in sunshine and showers for the trip to Kilmartin,
Crinan Harbour and Inveraray - where I was pleased to find the Vital
Spark, the old Clyde Puffer that starred in the BBC comedy “The Para Handy
Tales”. We had one of Fiona’s quizzes to keep the brain cells from
atrophying and instructions to find the tackiest or wackiest souvenir
possible for less than £3. The weather settled down to warm sunshine for
the afternoon, which was good news for the group that had opted for the
Sea-fari. The rest of us did the trip into the ‘Hollow Mountain’ to see
the Ben Cruachan power station. The two Davids did the whole of Saturday’s
drive in the wee BMW Isetta (which had been trailered up specially) and it
acquitted itself well - doing the whole run on a gallon and a half of
petrol and not breaking down! (Although Mike Webber was following in the
‘big bus’, just in case.)
  
Back to the hotel and the serious business of glamming up for the gala
dinner. After quaffing the fizz and admiring the outfits, we were again
allocated seats by Mike and enjoyed a sumptuous meal and the men had to
move round after the soup course and chat up a different set of ladies.
This was followed by the raffle and there is always one person who seems
to get every ticket pulled out of the bag and this time, it was me! We had
four strips and each one was pulled -
but
after making off with both boxes of chocolates, we let the other tickets
be redrawn and I think every couple got a prize in the end. Not always the
most suitable prize, but a
prize
at least. The raffle raised £185 and Pat Nortcliff added an extra £5
donation to get my spare San Diego Polar Bear lapel badge for Dick. Brian,
being the only chap in a kilt, won the best dressed man award - a first I
may say! Sunday’s drive was a long and scenic one through Glen Lonan (loadsa
Heilan’ Coos) to Inveraray and then down to Tighnabruaich for lunch.
Once
back at the hotel, it was into the gladrags again and off for another
delicious dinner and the results of the quiz and tackiest souvenir
competition. The quiz was hotly contested with Derek and Gill and Ian and
Cindy both making their way to the Oban Livestock Market to find out the
cost of Highland Bulls and Coos! This serious attention to detail meant
Ian and Cindy won the quiz, with Derek and Gill a close second. The
souvenir competition produced a superb crop of the most awful ‘tat’ you
could imagine - ranging from fluffy one-eyed Highland coos, through moving
creepy crawlies, to a disgusting skull that lit up.
I
was particularly pleased with my shot glass printed with a knickerless
Scotsman flashing his bum. Anyway, an ‘orrible black plastic rat took top
slot as it had nothing going for it - not Scottish, not attractive, not
useful. Mike then dreamt up a second competition to let someone win these
lovely things - but everyone preferred to pay a pound to avoid that! David
Marsh “won” the collection and promptly gave it to Sheila who then
persuaded people to buy most of the items. George then auctioned the last
two items – and ended up buying them for Sheila! Monday’s trip was to the
Famous Grouse Experience at Crieff, where participants could do the tour
and sample the whisky. All in all a great weekend, raising a good deal of
money for CHAS - the raffle, donations and souvenir competition generated
£217.65, David Marsh had raised £224 before he came (as he was leaving for
New Zealand two days after the Fling). Since the Fling an anonymous
giftaided donation of £100 has been received. Adding this to the entry
donations already presented to CHAS means the 2008 Fling raised just over
£1370. Great Stuff
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